My Declaration of Principles

I, Viking Man, do solemnly swear and affirm:

1. I will provide the people of this city with a website that honestly tells them what I think of the food, drink, entertainment, social events, and activities without fear or favor.

2. I will never betray their trust, accept no kickbacks from businesses or services around the city, and always write the truth as if I had nothing to gain from you moving here or going to a certain place (I don't).